What if I Grew Up Without a Peepee?

Today was a traumatic day, at least for mommy.  She thought my peepee was infected and sent me to the doctor with daddy.  Good news is that the doctor thought my peepee looked great (I'm sure that isn't the first lady that likes the look of my special parts).  Bad news is that mommy searched so many circumcision websites that our household is on the watch list now...Pretty sure we will get a low turnout of trick-or-treaters.  Darn...